c/o North Pole
I do have one particularly ironic political request however, for you deliver a lot of lumps of coal to those working for the Environmental Protection Agency. I severely doubt it, but maybe they'll get the joke (or the hint), but that won't take the fun out of the gesture.
I know I haven't asked for anything for myself once again this year. Truthfully, I've always felt fortunate over the years that you haven't given me what I truly deserved, and always managed to show up with some pretty great stuff, in spite of my usual misdeeds. So thanks. All kidding aside, I know that there are a lot of people out there whose need is far greater than mine, so you would be doing me a big favor to help them out as much as you can instead. (Come to think of it, you might want to get lots of them copies of the “Holiday Wishes 3” through the TFP, which would help twice over.)