Things That Make You Go Hmmm ... #3

I was feeling a little bored this morning, so I thought I would throw down the challenge and get answers to some of the questions that just bother me (Well at least this week). Here they are:
 

• Why does a psychic have to ask your name?
• Why does the phone company give you a phone number to call if the phone doesn't work?
• Is atheism a "non-prophet" organization?
• If a cannibal ate a clown, would he taste funny?
• If horrific describes something horrible, why doesn't terrific describe something terrible?
• Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Where do the Interstate highways in Hawaii go to?
• If you choke a Smurf (something that I have always wanted to do) what color does it turn?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

I will be awaiting those answers...