Wednesday, October 17, 2007

More Questions

I recently received some additional questions by email that I felt were worth sharing with you, along with a few additional that I have come up with myself since the last posting of this type. I hope that they tickle you the same way that they do me:

  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • When you're are getting your oil changed, what are they changing it into?
  • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
  • Why do people give you a "thumbs up" as congratulations, when in fact it was the signal for death in the Roman arena?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  • Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use that the bubbles are always white?
  • Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  • Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
  • Why is Upper Sandusky, OH south of Sandusky, OH? (This one actually has an answer, check it out.)
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?
  • How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
  • How did 80% of the people considered poor in the US manage to afford at least one color television?
  • Why do people insist that you smell something that they just discovered smells really bad?
  • If there is no such thing as a stupid questions, what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart right before they ask them?
Remember, answers to any and all of these can be posted as comments. Inquiring minds would like to know.

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