I recently received some additional questions by email that I felt were worth sharing with you, along with a few additional that I have come up with myself since the last posting of this type. I hope that they tickle you the same way that they do me:
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- When you're are getting your oil changed, what are they changing it into?
- Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
- Why do people give you a "thumbs up" as congratulations, when in fact it was the signal for death in the Roman arena?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use that the bubbles are always white?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
- Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
- Why is Upper Sandusky, OH south of Sandusky, OH? (This one actually has an answer, check it out.)
- In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?
- How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
- How did 80% of the people considered poor in the US manage to afford at least one color television?
- Why do people insist that you smell something that they just discovered smells really bad?
- If there is no such thing as a stupid questions, what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart right before they ask them?
No comments:
Post a Comment