Here we are once again, adding yet more words to the lexicon of local terms more commonly known here in Toledo as the "Stuck on Stupid Dictionary". Now I know that it has been far too long since proper additions to this reference tome have been made, but it appears that the humble scribbler in charge of such work has been suffering from criminal laziness.
For those of you who have somehow managed to miss previous postings in this area (shame on you, now go back and read all of the postings under the title of dictionary), the SOS dictionary is a reference guide to terms which nominally mean something to the rest of the English speaking world, but appear to mean something entirely different to us in Toledo and Northwest Ohio.
Concession:
1. Yielding a right or privilege in an argument or negotiation
2. Yielding something barely worth noticing on a temporary basis in a contract negotiation, only to have it returned to you a few months later with interest.
3. The appearance of giving something back when in fact nothing actually has been, so as to make those asking for it appear in some way assertive and those giving it in some way magnanimous .
Monday, March 29, 2010
The "Stuck on Stupid" Dictionary #22
Here we are once again, adding yet more words to the lexicon of local terms more commonly known here in Toledo as the "Stuck on Stupid Dictionary". Now I know that it has been far too long since proper additions to this reference tome have been made, but it appears that the humble scribbler in charge of such work has been suffering from criminal laziness.
For those of you who have somehow managed to miss previous postings in this area (shame on you, now go back and read all of the postings under the title of dictionary), the SOS dictionary is a reference guide to terms which nominally mean something to the rest of the English speaking world, but appear to mean something entirely different to us in Toledo and Northwest Ohio.
Concession:
1. Yielding a right or privilege in an argument or negotiation
2. Yielding something barely worth noticing on a temporary basis in a contract negotiation, only to have it returned to you a few months later with interest.
3. The appearance of giving something back when in fact nothing actually has been, so as to make those asking for it appear in some way assertive and those giving it in some way magnanimous .
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Timing Is Everything
Friday, March 26, 2010
Post-Debate Thoughts
Saturday, March 20, 2010
The Health Care Recipe
Friday, March 19, 2010
TFP Column: Look For The Union Label
Another week has come and gone in Toledo and the only thing that we know for sure is that neither the budget for the city nor that for the Toledo Public School system are balanced yet (though the city is fast approaching its March 31st deadline).
Union layoffs have been threatened by both organizations, but both appear to be hesitating. It seems as though pulling the trigger on such a decision is as attractive to the politicians involved as a game of Russian roulette with most of the chambers loaded. It was thinking like this that led me to this week's TFP effort, "Look For The Union Label". I hope that this catchy little jingle from days gone by also strikes a chord with you.
After a week of beautiful weather in Toledo, it now appears that we will see declining temperatures and increasing humidity (of the rain variety). My advice would be to find a way to stay dry while catching up on the week's events in the Toledo free Press.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Happy St Patrick's 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
The Stupid Treatment
- Television networks seemed convinced that we will be entertained by shows about about the lives of people whose company we would take great pains to avoid.
- Pharmaceutical companies attempt to convince us in commercials to have a doctor put us on medications that have the potential of causing such side effects as rectal bleeding or death.
- Syndicated radio shows that we can listen to for free attempt to convince us that I should instead pay them a monthly fee to watch them perform this show on our computers. (How we are supposed to work using that computer while doing so is strangely left unexplained.)
- Infomercials seemed convinced that our lives would be truly fulfilled if we would only start that collection of quarters, buy a new set of knives, or trade in a working vacuum cleaner for any one of a dozen different new ones. (That is of course, when they are not telling us that they know the secret of making money, and they will share it if we share some of our money with them. I know it too, it's getting a bunch of mooks to send you a check to learn your secret.)
- The lawyers in Congress tell us that health care is too expensive because the doctors make too much money, while the doctors say that the cost increases in medicine are mostly about the cost of hiring lawyers to defend themselves in lawsuits.
- Car companies provide a warranty on the engine and drive train of up to 100,000 miles, but provide little or no warranty on the body or interior of the car. (What good the engine and drive train will do me without the body and interior has yet to be explained.)
- Some scientists tell us that the human race must stop producing greenhouse gases before they drive the temperature up from 2 to 10 degrees and melt the polar ice caps causing cataclysmic floods. Then they tell us that if we do so, it will only make about .5 degrees difference in those increases.
- Karl Rove (the Deputy Chief of Staff under former Republican president George W. Bush) wants us to believe that what's wrong with the country today is that Democrats are spending too much money, when the Administration that he worked for was doing pretty much the same thing on only a slightly smaller scale.
- Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi tells us that Congress needs to pass health care legislation first, so that we can learn what's in it afterward. (which may not make sense but does kind of solve the problem that Congress has been having in reading bills before voting on them)
Friday, March 12, 2010
TFP Column: The Gifts That Keeps On Giving
Having successfully launched its "Star" edition just days ago, the Toledo Free Press has gone back to the presses for its regular weekend edition. Toledo's massive budget deficit and the March 31 date of required balance are approaching like an oncoming freight train. Not surprisingly there are a couple of opinion pieces on the subject, mine included.
Michael Miller has once more outdone himself again with a rather amusing take on a potential solution, with his "2010 Telethon For Toledo". I myself contributed a much humbler effort on the subject with "The Gifts That Keeps On Giving", attempting to trace this situation back to the mistakes of the previous administration.
With the upcoming St Patrick's Day holiday fast approaching, I would also recommend to your attention this listing of all of the places that you can properly celebrate this auspicious occasion in Toledo. (I myself will be in church all day.)
While the temperatures will be up this weekend, the rain will be falling. My recommendation would be to spend a little time working on your taxes (if you haven't already) and improving your mind with the Toledo Free Press.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Airport Security Restrictions
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Act Natural, The Cameras Are On
Friday, March 5, 2010
TFP Column: The Toledo Family Budget
The weekend is upon us once again, and while many are focusing on the completing some financial paperwork required of us by our wicked uncle (Sam, not Ernie), some here in Toledo are paying more attention to the finances of a different family. My hope therefore, is that you enjoy reading what I at least consider a humorous and sarcastic effort about the finances of this family, whose level of dysfunction can only be compared to the Bundys (Al, not Ted), "The Toledo Family Budget".
There's a lot more going on in Northwest Ohio however, and Toledo's largest Sunday circulation newspaper (soon to be publishing two days a week) is the only way that you can hope to keep up with what's going on.
This weekend hints at the first signs of spring, and that makes it great time to catch up with the Toledo Free Press.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
TPS Budget Meeting: The Wearing of the Green
- Perhaps the timing is to be used as a metaphor, and the symbolism of "the wearing of the green" is simply to draw attention to the money that has been spent on public education over the years in this city.
- Perhaps the timing is a call to arms for Toledo taxpayers, and that like St Patrick did in Ireland, it is time to drive the snakes from the Toledo Public School System.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Government Non-Compete Clause
The Winter Olympics just wrapped up in Calgary and far too many spent far too many hours glued to a television watching hockey games, ice skating, and people going down hills on various types on skis, snowboards, sleds. Few of us have the talent to compete in these events or comprehend the commitment to training required to reach this exalted level of excellence. We do however, love to root for the them as they exhibit their skills and revel in the spirit of competition that they exemplify. It's a pity that this tremendous example of competitive fervor in western Canada did not inspire the government that some of these athletes represented to catch some of the spirit of the games. Our government it unfortunately appears, has a different concept of competition, either legislating against it or rigging the results of the game before it begins.
Take the US Postal Service as an example. Once a vital part of transmitting information from place to place in this country, it was founded in 1775 by Benjamin Franklin as an instrument vital to the national interests. Over the years however, it has become increasingly unnecessary, especially so in this age of the Internet. While the Postal Service grows less useful and increasingly more expensive however, it remains as a government mandated monopoly for everything but package delivery, and expends as much effort to insure this continued lack of competition as it does for anything else. Even the containers to which it delivers, though purchased and owned by citizens, are forbidden by law for use by any other entity.
Consider the education process as yet another example. Once all education in this country was a privately contracted business between citizens and teachers, with a fee being paid for a service provided. Today we have a massive education system run and funded by government money (you know, ours). And while there are still private education institutions at the university levels that are lauded, all other attempts to compete with what many now consider little more than government indoctrination camps are continuously attacked. Private schools face increasing scrutiny in spite of their successes at providing the same service at a consistently lower cost than their publicly funded counterparts, charter schools are being all but regulated out of existence to remove them from the game, and home schooling is now under increasing attack in spite of its successes. It seems that parents who take take a personal interest in their childrens' education are essential, unless they attempt to compete with the government monopoly of the process.
Now the federal government is looking closely at controlling the ways that banks and credit card companies compete for business, is attempting to all but eliminate the competition for health care insurance by becoming a player itself, and is attempting to enter into the competition of every business in every way by regulating the use of power and level of emissions in this country. And believe me when I tell you that once this two hundred pound gorilla enters the the field of play, all of the other players will be forced to step aside.
What we need to understand is that when it comes to deciding who is going to make the rules for the people of the country, the federal government does not much care to compete. Four years of the bloodiest war in this country's history (the Civil War) proved that pretty effectively. They were fought to declare very clearly that while People and States have rights guaranteed under the Constitution, those rights do not include challenging the government that their union formed (in spite of language that says otherwise in the Declaration of Independence). And while the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution declares that: “The powers delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” that's is not always the case. If you don't believe me, try running it by Washington DC when they want to set your speed limits or pass another unfunded mandate for Medicare spending.
While it appears that the citizens of this country glory in the spirit of competition, the government that they empowered has far less interest in it (at least where their operations are concerned). And while I cannot find one in The Constitution after constant study, there appears to be an invisible non-compete clause somewhere in this document that the government operates under.